Sunday, September 13, 2020

SUNDAY FUNNIES: SCHOOL DAZE 2020

Autumn
Hello Everybody! Autumn the Puppy here! Today...
Wait a second. Where's my co-host?

Here I am.

Piper
Who are you?

Piper D. Katt. It's a pleasure to meet you Autumn. Sorry I'm late, but I got here as fast as I could after they called me in. I was originally hired to be the new weekend holiday hostess but apparently I've been promoted.

I see. I wondered why she missed rehearsal earlier this week. So what happened to—

Don't know. I hope wherever she is she's okay, but otherwise you're guess is as good as mine.
Anyway folks, as Autumn was about to say, today we're presenting the Sunday Funnies' annual salute to school!


That's right... err- Piper.
This year has been a rough haul for all of us, but most especially the children.
Yet whether virtually or traditionally, everyone needs not only a good education, but a chance to kick back and relax as well.

So today we're doing both. Starting with...

Did you know 4 out of 3 people struggle with fractions?

There is a fine line between the numerator / and the denominator and only a fraction of the people who read this will find it funny.

Why do some kids think that their parents are so old that when they were in school, history was called current events?

Why did the student climb the tree๐ŸŒฒ with his text books?
He wanted to get a higher education.

What’s the tallest building around?
Any library, because it has the most stories.๐Ÿ“š๐Ÿ“•๐Ÿ“–๐Ÿ“—๐Ÿ“˜๐Ÿ“™๐Ÿ•ฎ๐Ÿ“š

Having a pencil✎ with two erasers is pointless.

The Science Teacher couldn't understand why everyone started laughing when she said, “Uranus is one of the gas giants...”

If you ever experience Sphenopalatineganglioneuralgia, don't panic! It's just a headache from eating too much ice cream. ๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿจ Then again, I'm not sure it's safe for pets to have ice cream to begin with.
Experience it? I'm not sure I can even spell it!

In any event, this has been an interesting experience and it was a pleasure to work with you.
Likewise. Anyway, hope everyone has a great week. STAY SAFE!๐Ÿ˜ท
And please be back here again next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!AtP and PDK.

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