Lee Houston, Junior holding down the E-zine fort as the ladies finish up the holiday weekend here in the United States.
I'm sure by now plenty of you are sick and tired of the one thing associated with the Thanksgiving holiday that hardly anyone is ever brave enough to discuss.
The dreaded Thanksgiving leftovers.🦃🦃🦃🦃🦃
Especially this year upon realizing you've overbought because it wasn't safe for your family and friends to travel during this pandemic😷, so how many turkey sandwiches, turkey dinners, turkey omelets and whatever else you might have can one person consume until you've exorcised the Poultry-Geists out of your kitchen by using up the last of your leftovers?
Well, your mileage might vary, but I'm exorcising mine by telling some leftover Thanksgiving jokes! Ready?
They came by Gravy Boat.
Why did the turkey cross the road?
To prove it wasn't chicken.
If a turkey commits a crime, is it guilty of fowl play?
Turkeys aren't great at sports. They always get the stuffing knocked out of them.
What do you call a live turkey after Thanksgiving?
And on that note, have a great week.
And please be back here again next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!—lh,jr.