Hello Everybody! Autumn the Puppy here!
Well, I'm just shaking my head in disbelief over all the recent news.
Not going to rehash any of it here, but you all know what I mean.
The reports not just locally, but nationally and internationally as well.
But hey! This is the Sunday Funnies, not one of those Sunday news programs. So let's have some fun by making fun of the news, so to speak.
IT'S HUMOROUS HEADLINE TIME!
COUNTY TO PAY $250,000.00 TO ADVERTISE LACK OF FUNDS
Well, the first thing I have to wonder is where they got the money to run the advertising.
Then I've got to ask why they spent that money when they need funds to begin with!
MOST EARTHQUAKE DAMAGE CAUSED BY SHAKING
Why don't buildings come with shock absorbers?
I'd suggest making them out Jell-O, but I know that isn't feasible.
FEDERAL AGENTS RAID GUN SHOP, FIND WEAPONS
Well, what were they expecting to find?
MISSING WOMAN UNWITTINGLY JOINED SEARCH PARTY LOOKING FOR HER
Did they find her?
And why did they think she was lost to begin with?
In any event, it was probably a short search.
What happened to the previous one?
And who'd want that job to begin with?
SAFETY AWARENESS MEETING ENDS IN ACCIDENT
Out of all the people you'd think would know better...
MOST ANIMALS ARE ILLERATE
I take umbrage at that accusation.
I'm technically an animal and VERY literate!
FORECASTERS CALL WEATHER FOR MONDAY
Really? What about the rest of the week?
And do you have the weather's phone number and contact info?
I'd love to order some more pleasant weather days than what might be coming this winter.
And on that note♫, have a great week everybody!
And please be back with us next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!—AtP.