SUNDAY FUNNIES: BEWARE THE POULTRY-GEIST!

 Hello Everybody!

The Free Choice E-zine's Editor-In-Chief Lee Houston, Junior here with you today as your regular hosts Piper D. Katt and Koda Canine finish up the Thanksgiving holiday weekend with their families.

I know the holidays are speeding past.

The big box store thinks I want to put up my Christmas tree🎄 and eat turkey🦃 while wearing my Halloween🎃 costume.

But I hope everyone who was able to celebrate had a good Thanksgiving.

It just wouldn't be the holidays without turkey, fruitcake and some mixed nuts.

But enough about my relatives.

One thing everyone has to deal with is the leftovers, and if you still have any as you read this you either didn't have much company or else a REALLY big bird.

But now as the belly aches and ghosts of Thanksgiving still haunt us, or poultry geists as I like to call them, let me raid the office joke files for some appropriately themed laughs.

Ready?

First off, some friendly advice.

Don’t always depend on experts for information.

Ask any turkey what the best stuffing is and it will say to use seeds and worms.

But can you imagine Thanksgiving from the turkey's point of view?

Turkey: “What’s for Thanksgiving dinner this year?”

Farmer: “If I told you, I’d have to kill you.”

One turkey to another: "Dude, I have a ton of online followers and they all want me over for dinner on something called Thanksgiving. But why did Farmer John just unfriend me?

What do turkeys say at Thanksgiving?

“Quack quack quack.”

Don't look at the turkey dressing. You'll make them blush.

One turkey to another: "How long are you going to dress up like a Flamingo?"🦩

"Until the leftovers are in the fridge."

Hoping to escape its fate, a turkey was at the side of the road, looking left, then right, then left then right.

Just then, a chicken🐔 comes running up in a panic. "No, don't do it. You will never live it down!!!"

Wife: “This is my first attempt at cooking turkey. When we sit down to eat, if it comes out bad, we will just get up and go out for dinner.”

She went into the kitchen and came out with the turkey.

Every member of her family was already wearing their coats.

Talk about confidence. 

Why don't turkeys play baseball⚾?

They only hit fowl balls.

Audience member: “You need to stop making Thanksgiving puns.”

Me: “Are you really expecting me to quit cold turkey?"

And finally, remember. It isn't what's on the menu but the attending company that makes a Thanksgiving special.

So on that note♫, take care.

STAY SAFE!

Have a great week and please be back next weekend for more Sunday Funnies.—lh,jr.

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SUNDAY FUNNIES: BEWARE THE POULTRY-GEIST!

Hello Everybody! Editor-In-Chief Lee Houston, Junior holding down the E-zine fort as the ladies finish up the holiday weekend here in the United States.

I'm sure by now plenty of you are sick and tired of the one thing associated with the Thanksgiving holiday that hardly anyone is ever brave enough to discuss.

The dreaded Thanksgiving leftovers.🦃🦃🦃🦃🦃

Especially this year upon realizing you've overbought because it wasn't safe for your family and friends to travel during this pandemic😷, so how many turkey sandwiches, turkey dinners, turkey omelets and whatever else you might have can one person consume until you've exorcised the Poultry-Geists out of your kitchen by using up the last of your leftovers?

Well, your mileage might vary, but I'm exorcising mine by telling some leftover Thanksgiving jokes! Ready?

How did Turkeys reach the new world since they didn't travel on the Mayflower?

They came by Gravy Boat.

Why did the turkey cross the road?

To prove it wasn't chicken.

If a turkey commits a crime, is it guilty of fowl play?

Turkeys aren't great at sports. They always get the stuffing knocked out of them.

What do you call a live turkey after Thanksgiving?

Lucky!

And on that note, have a great week.

STAY SAFE!😷

And please be back here again next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!—lh,jr.