Sunday, November 22, 2020


Hello Everybody! Piper D. Katt here!
Now while this coming Thursday is my first Thanksgiving as a Free Choice E-zine correspondent, it isn't my first in the world.
I've been around the house a couple of times already, if you know what I mean.

Anyway, I've observed plenty already (and I'm not saying which one of my 9 lives I'm currently using, for a lady never reveals her real age!) and I'd like to share some of those thoughts with you. Ready?

You can tell when it's someone's first time cooking for Thanksgiving when the turkey's🦃 been in the oven for over 2 hours and it's still running around inside!

Scientists tried creating a 6 legged turkey for families who fight over the drumsticks. But the birds escaped the laboratory and no one can catch them!

Even if you're a new cook, DO NOT put popcorn within the turkey🦃 so you know when it's done!
The corn will pop a lot sooner than the meat is cooked and you risk inviting salmonella😖😵 to your dinner.
That is something you don't want to do because Sam and Ella are lousy dinner guests!🕱☠

You should always count your blessings on Thanksgiving and every other day of the year, even if your relatives outnumber them.

While there may not be much of it on TV📺 this year, the human males in my household think the Pilgrims had amazing foresight to invent both Thanksgiving and football🏈 on the same day.

You can tell you ate too much on Thanksgiving when you have to let your bathrobe out.

While this holiday season is going to be rough on everybody with the COVID-19 pandemic😷 not only still with us but apparently stronger than ever, you may not be able to have the holiday you want with your loved ones💑, but at least be thankful that you and your loved ones are still around to experience the holiday!

And on that note♫ take care.
And please be back next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!PDK.

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