The sun is shining. What birds are still in the area are singing, although most of them have already gone south for the winter.
Hmmm... I wonder if they're eligible for Frequent Flyer Miles?
In any event, it's a beautiful but lazy day. I'm enjoying a warm sunny spot on the window sill and my mind is wondering over the questions of life, the universe, and when's supper?
Such as...
According to all those commercials on television, 4 out of 5 humans suffer from something. Does that mean the fifth person actually enjoys whatever ailment they have?
If the #2 pencil is the most popular, then why is it still #2?
Why do people press the buttons on a battery operated whatever harder when they know it's time to change the batteries?
Are they trying to get one last spark out of them or something?
Why are performers "in" a movie but "on" TV?
Of course, I try to sleep on top of the TV, cable box, or DVD player and all I get is yelled at.
Why do weather forecasters always say "It's partly cloudy"?⛅
Wouldn't "Partly Sunny" ⛅be more accurate?
Do you think that out of all the inventions in the world, that the Dry Erase Board is the most remarkable?
And on that note♫ have a good week.
STAY SAFE!😷
And please be back here again next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!—PDK.
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