BELATED SUNDAY FUNNIES: ASK PIPER (Cat based questions)

Hello Everybody! Piper D. Katt here!

Sorry for being late, but The Free Choice E-zine office was without Internet service until today.

It's never happened on my turn before, but both Autumn the Puppy and our beloved Editor-In-Chief say unfortunately it isn't the first time it's ever happened at all, but the first that's affected the Sunday Funnies this year.

2020, the year that keeps on giving. 😝

In any event, since I'm the new kid kitten on the block, I thought I'd take the time to answer some our readers' mail.

So without further adieu...

My son won’t eat fish🐟 for dinner, no matter how I prepare the meal. What do you suggest I substitute for it at dinner?

A Cat! If he won't eat it, Cats LOVE fish!

My own place. 😸

What is it with cats and boxes📦? Every time I turn around, my cat is in an empty box someplace. I don't understand how she can be comfortable, let alone enjoy such a small space. Any thoughts?

Oh, I have plenty of thoughts about a lot of things, but in regards to your specific questions, as long as the boxes are within your own personal residence, does it matter as long as your cat(s) is there?

After all, how big is your place in comparison to your cat's needs? Other than a comfy place to sleep, somewhere to find our food and water dishes, a private spot for the litter box and a nice sunny spot to lay in and watch the world go by, what more does a cat need other than your love and care?

Is there ever a safe time to cross the path of a black cat?

Let's clear this misconception up right now folks.

The only time it is ever unlucky to cross a cat's path, no matter what color(s) its fur pattern are, is if you're a mouse! 🐁🐭

What do you call it when a cat bites?

I have to ask what did you do to the cat to force it to even attempt biting!

Why do my cats think they're in charge? They walk everywhere and get into everything like they own the place.

You mean they don't??? 🙀

On that note♫, have a great week everybody!

STAY SAFE!😷

Please come back next weekend, when we'll not only have more Sunday Funnies, but I've been told it's our annual Christmas Party!

And if you have any comments or questions, feel free to either activate the comment box at the bottom of this post or write us at FreeChoiceEzine@gmail.com 

Until then... PDK.