|Autumn, out in the field|
Because of current events 😷, through the magic of the Internet we've got the whole gang here today via different telecoms.
So without further adieu may I present my co-hostess Piper D. Katt and our esteemed Editor-In-Chief Lee Houston, Junior as we sit in front of our respective computers and tell Christmas jokes. Ready?
Yes, I'll say we are.
OKAY! Let's do this!
When he's not wearing his red suit, does Santa🎅 keep his uniform in the Claus-et?
Shouldn't that be CLAWS-et?
What do pirates say to Santa when they see him?
YO HO HO HO!
Is Santa rich because he invests in the stockings market?
Well, he's got to make money somehow. He only works one day a year.
Is it true there is only one fruitcake in the world and it's been in circulation since first baked?
I don't know about that, but it'd be WAY too easy to go political with this joke, so moving on...
A 4-year-old boy gave his dad a handmade card for Father’s Day. The guy seriously considered only
Good for her!
Yeah. What kind of joke is that, anyway?
Better than going back to the political fruitcakes. Moving on...
How come all we ever sing are Christmas Carols? What about Jill? And Lisa? And—
What do you call coffee loving reindeer?🦌
I love Frosty the Snowman.⛄ He's so cool!
And on that note♫ everybody, please have a great week.
We know you may not get to physically travel to see your loved ones, but there's always Skype or Zoom!
And please be back with us next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!
AtP, PDK, lhjr.