Seriously though. Sometimes the topic and jokes come to me so fast my paws can barely keep up with my thoughts on the keyboard.
Other times... 🐢🐌
Anyway, while I may not always know exactly what to say, at least when I do speak, I don't get my sayings mixed up. For instance...
THE GRASS IS ALWAYS GREENER when you leave the sprinkler on and remember to water. (The start of the original quote is in all CAPS.)
A ROLLING STONE plays the guitar.🎸
A BIRD🐦 IN THE HAND (or paw) leaves a real mess.
NO NEWS IS a sign the paper📰 has either been stolen or not delivered yet.
IT'S BETTER TO LIGHT ONE CANDLE🕯 than to waste electricity.
IT'S ALWAYS DARKEST JUST BEFORE I open my eyes.
IF YOU CAN'T STAND THE HEAT, don't lay near the fireplace.
NEVER PUT OFF TIL TOMORROW what you should have done yesterday.
A PENNY SAVED IS nothing in the real world nowadays.
THE SQUEAKY WHEEL gets annoying.
EARLY TO BED AND EARLY TO RISE is first in the bathroom!
LAUGH, AND THE WORLD🌎 LAUGHS WITH YOU. CRY, and someone yells, "Shut up!"
On that note♫ have a great week everybody!
STAY SAFE! 😷
And please be back here again next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!—AtP.
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