Sunday, January 17, 2021

SUNDAY FUNNIES: LIFE OR A REASONABLE FACSIMILE (misc. jokes)

Hello Everybody! Autumn the Puppy here!
It isn't really a good weekend where I'm at weather wise, so I'm just staying indoors and seeing what I can dig up to entertain everyone.

Observing the people I live with for so long, I've been going over the odd facts of life that make up the "human condition", like...

Whenever you're ready to go home, your boss always leaves you some "emergency rush job that MUST be done" before they go home for the night!

When one door closes and another door opens, you might have a bad cabinet.

I am totally grateful that despite the pandemic, people are trying to take better care of themselves.
Age 60 might be the new 40, but 9:00 pm is the new midnight because the older they get, the earlier it gets late.

Now when a human says "The other day," they could be referring to any time between yesterday and 15 years ago.

Even with us older pets, there were days when we could get up without making any sound effects.

Have you ever wondered where socks go when they disappear in the dryer?

When a human is asked what they're doing and the reply is "nothing," that's not an invitation to give them something to do.

Humans with very young infants know it usually takes 3 days to get 8 hours of sleep.😉

Why are some people shocked to find out their friends did nothing over the weekend.
After all, it's their time. If they wanted to just kick back and relax that's their business.
We dogs do it all the time and never get questioned about our schedule.

Comedian Steve Martin was right when he said "Walk a mile in someone else's shoes before you criticize them. Then you're a mile away and they have no shoes."

Sometimes, someone unexpected comes into your life out of nowhere, makes your heart race, and changes you forever.
Humans hope that's love.💓
For us pets, it's the veterinarian before we're either spayed or neutered.

On that note♫, take care.
Have a great week.
STAY SAFE!😷
And please be back here again next weekend for more Sunday Funnies.—AtP.

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