Hello Everybody! Piper D. Katt here!
You know, I love being a cat. Of course, I don't have any experience being something else but the point of the matter is that you have to love yourself for who you are, no matter what anyone else thinks.
That's what every animal I've ever talked to believes, and you humans should too.
Like people, we also tell jokes to and about each other.
Here's some for you to enjoy...
Are people who take care of young fowl chicken🐣 tenders?
A duck🦆, a skunk🦨, and a deer🦌 went for dinner. When it came time to pay, the skunk didn’t have a scent, the deer didn’t have a buck, so the dinner went on the duck’s bill.
Imagine how much noise a centipede would make if they wore tiny flip-flops.
Is a sleeping bull a bull dozer?
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| Where's the TARDIS? |
Normal.
Why did the snake🐍 cross the road?
To get to the other ssssside.
Despite their name, starfishes do not swim only at night.
What animals are on legal documents?
Seals.
Did you hear about the racing snail🐌 who got rid of his shell?
He thought it would make him faster, but it just made him sluggish.
Do alligators cook all their meals in a crock pot?
And remember:
A cat has claws at the end of its paws while a sentence has a pause at the end of its clause.
On that note♫, have a great week everybody!
Take care.
STAY SAFE! 😷
And please be back here again next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!—PDK.
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