Sunday, January 3, 2021

SUNDAY FUNNIES: TIME PASSES (misc. jokes)

 Hello Everybody! Autumn the Puppy here!
Welcome to a brand new year!
While we'll still be dealing with the pandemicđŸ˜· for quite a while yet, thankfully the vaccine(s) now available will help fight and protect everyone to some extent once you're inoculated.
Of course the original COVID-19 and the new Version 2.0 are not the only problems to be dealt with, but those are issues for elsewhere.
My job is to entertain everyone and take your mind off your troubles for a least a few minutes, so let's kick off 2021 with some new jokes I've recently dug up about life and the passage of time.
Ready?

I really have to stop saying “How stupid can you be?” because I’m beginning to think people are taking that as a challenge.

It is just me or does no one disappear in the Bermuda Triangle any more?
Then again, when was the last time someone reported seeing a UFO?
Guess today's technology is better than I thought.

Why is it so much easier for people to fall asleep on the couch unintentionally than to fall asleep in their own bed intentionally?
I'm not sure, but whenever they do fall asleep on the couch, they're sleeping in my bed.

You know you're really old when the music played overhead at the store is stuff you told your children to turn down.
You know you're middle aged when you can sing the words to every song.
You know you're young when you cringe over every song, afraid of what your parents are going to think about the lyrics!

I'm beginning to think that the familiar phrase “Hindsight is 2020" originated from a future time traveler that we profoundly misunderstood.
Consider the possibility of 2020 being caused by time travelers coming from the future to fix something and it keeps getting worse and worse.
You'd think they'd be able to get it right the first time!
On the other hand/paw, 2020 hindsight will be a real thing now.

And remember: The trick to life is having the courage to walk the path that’s lit up in your heart. NOT the most popular or the one everyone else thinks you should travel.

So on that note♫ take care.
Have a great week!
STAY SAFE! đŸ˜·
And please be back here again next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!AtP.

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