Hello Folks. Autumn the Puppy here!
Neither rain, sleet, nor Hurricane/Tropical Storm Henri shall keep me from entertaining everyone during my turn each Sunday, provided I've got the electricity and computer access to do so.
So while both are still currently available, let's look at the legal profession.
Ready?
Why do sharks🦈🦈🦈 not eat lawyers?
Professional courtesy.
ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning?
WITNESS: He said, 'Where am I Cathy?'
ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you?
WITNESS: My name is Susan!
ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the 20-year-old, how old is he?
WITNESS: He's 20, very close to your IQ.
ATTORNEY: Doctor, how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people?
WITNESS: All of them. The live ones put up too much of a fight.
ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?
WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam?
ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated?
WITNESS: By death.
ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated?
WITNESS: Take a guess.
WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 PM.
ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time?
WITNESS: If not, he was by the time I finished.
Do all lawyers work for the firm of Dewey, Cheatum, Reily, Bigge, and Howe?
A professional juggler, driving to his next performance, is stopped by the police.
"What are you doing with these matches and lighter fluid in your car?" asked the police officer.
"I'm a juggler and I juggle flaming torches in my act."
"Oh yeah? Let's see you do it," said the officer.
So the juggler gets out and started juggling the blazing torches masterfully.
A couple driving by slows down to watch.
"Wow," said the driver to his wife. "I'm glad I quit drinking. Look at the test they're giving now!"
And on that note♫, take care.
STAY SAFE!😷🌌
And please be back with us next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!—AtP.
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