Sunday, August 15, 2021

SUNDAY FUNNIES: THIS AND CAT

Hello Everybody! Piper D. Katt here! 
It's a beautiful sunny day where I'm at. Hope you're having good weather too.
Naturally the sun feels good on my fur as I just laze in one of my favorite sunny spots. But that's not why you're here.
Let me just take a big yawn and cat stretch...
And now it's time for some jokes. Ready?

My friend Jack claims he can communicate with vegetables. It is hard to believe Jack and the Beans talk.

I saw a human pushing a lion🦁 and a witch into a wardrobe.
I asked what he was doing and he said “Go away. It's Narnia business.”

If a skunk's🦨 not feeling well, is he out of odor?😉

If your electric car runs out of power on the interstate, do you walk to the charging station and get a bucket of electricity?

If your tongue covers your eye teeth, can you still see what you're saying?

Sometimes I have to stop and wonder what humans actually think about cats.
When we cry😿, nobody seems to see our tears. When we're worried, nobody seems to see our stress😾. When we're happy, nobody seems to see our smiles. But make one bad mess in the litter pan...

A great ocean view should always be bluetiful.
Then again, ALL of nature should be that way if it's properly taken care of!
So on that note♫, take care.
STAY SAFE!😷
And please be back here again next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!PDK.


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