Hello Everybody! Piper D. Katt here!
Now believe it or not, cats and dogs not only get along, we talk to each other as well as other animals.
Granted since I'm a house cat, most of my communications with the rest of the crowd is over the Internet, but this is certainly a long way to go to set up the opportunity to tell some animal based jokes, so let's get right to it. Ready?
What is as big as an Elephant🐘, but weighs nothing?
The elephant’s shadow.
What’s at the head of an Elephant and the tail of a squirrel?
A woman👩 stands on one side a river. Her cat's 🐈on the other.
The woman calls to the cat, who immediately crosses the river without getting wet and without using a bridge or boat.
How did the cat do it?
The river was frozen.
Then again, if the woman and her cat were really smart, they wouldn't be outside in that kind of weather to begin with!
I've never seen a lion🦁 play golf,🏌 but a tiger 🐯 would.😉
A cowgirl🤠 rides into a city on Friday, stays for three days and leaves on Friday.
How is this possible?
Her horse’s🐎 name is Friday.
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?🦜
On that note♫, Autumn the Puppy and I will both be off next weekend as our esteemed Editor-In-Chief covers the Labor Day Weekend edition of The Sunday Funnies.
Your loyal hostesses will be back the following weekend with our annual Back To School🏫 Salute.
In any event, take care.