SUNDAY FUNNIES: WAITING FOR SPRING TO—YOU KNOW

HI FOLKS! KODA CANINE HERE!

What? I'm shouting?😕

Oops. Sorry.😔

I'm just excited to be here on this first day of Spring! I can't wait to get outside and romp safely in my yard.

If the weather ever cooperates.

Does anyone know where Spring actually is right now?

Is it stuck in traffic or what?

I'm also curious about this thing called "Spring Fever".

Is it contagious?

Curable?

Is it something I should go to my Vet and get vaccinated for?

I will if I have to, but I hate where she sticks the thermometer!

In any event, it's joke time!😀

Every Human thinks they have the best dog.

I may be a dog, but I do my fair share around here!

None of them are wrong.

Now in regards as to who is the TOP Dog, we'll have to get back to you on that because us canines are still arguing debating that.

One dog to another: “Are you a pure bred?”

The Other Dog: “Yes. My mother was a dog, and my father was a dog. I am pure dog."

A Human tried to trick his fellow people by claiming he walked six miles every day until they discovered "Six Miles" was the name of his dog.

I overheard my people talking at the breakfast table this morning.

The adults were trying to figure out which cereal was the healthiest to eat while their kids wanted to know what toy prize was in the box.

What I want to know is, how come my food doesn't come with prizes?

Once winter is truly over, does that mean corduroy pillow cases will no longer be making headlines?

Now why isn't this done everywhere?

What if there was no Google?

Hmm...Good question.

Maybe I should Google it and find out. 

So on that note♫ Take Care.

STAY SAFE!😷

And please be back with us next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!—KC.

THE PUZZLE CORNER: MARCH 20, 2021

😎FUN FACT

This is our 2,499 Blog post! The March 14-20 edition of The Week In Review will be #2500!

AKA, ALSO KNOWN AS

What band was originally known as Starfish?⭐

REBUS

Something familiar is represented in the image below. Do you know what it is?

We’ll reveal all next weekend but for now, let’s open up THE ANSWERS BOX📦 and discover the results from the March 13, 2021 Puzzle Corner.

NUMBER PLEASE

Get ready! We ask the question, but the answer is just a number.

How many of his movies did James Dean actually see released in his lifetime?

1 = East of Eden. The rest were all released posthumously.😢

RHYME TIME⌛

The clue to something is below, but no matter how long your answer is, each word within it must rhyme. Ready?

The (in)famous Hughes Aircraft.

Spruce Goose.

SUNDAY FUNNIES: DID SPRING SPRUNG? (misc. jokes)

Hello Everybody! Waxy Dragon here!
Still trying to make sense of the world, or at least my little corner of the cosmos.

Perfect example: Today, at least for the Western Hemisphere, is supposed to be the first day of Spring, an event I really look forward to.
But what do we get?
Cold temperatures and snow overnight!

Now I know why bears and some other animals hibernate over the winter.
Weather wise, the Earth seems to be bi-polar now.

Only down side to sleeping for six months is that (besides being a long way off from beating Rip Van Winkle's record) is all the holidays you'd miss, and think of all the food, fun, and Belgosian Dark Chocolate you wouldn't get to enjoy either.

But in any event, here are some jokes to tickle your funny bone and keep you warm, or at least amused.

Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead-to-know basis.

They say a dog can can retrieve a tennis ball from over a mile away.
That seems to be a bit far fetched to me.
After all, who can throw a ball that far to begin with?
Hit it, maybe, but definitely not throw.

Once you've seen one giant shopping center, you've seen a mall.

How did the girl break up with the tractor salesman?
She sent him a John Deere Letter.

"Yes, I'm pink. So what?"

What do old Bowling balls become?
Marbles for elephants.

What do you call a dead Frisbee?
A Friswas.

If a plant is sad, do other plants photosympathize with it?
"I chlorofeel for you, Man"

WARNING. If you receive an E-mail offering you
processed pork, gelatin, & salt in a can, don't open it. IT'S SPAM!!!

Dinosaurs didn't read. They are now extinct. Coincidence?

And on that note ♫, have a great week everybody, and please be here next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!—wd.