Boy, life can be rough sometimes. Or should that be ruff?
What's on top of a house? Ruth, or should that be Roof?
Word play can be fun. Granted it's more mental than physical exercise, but I like to be an active dog in both body and mind.
So let's see what other punny jokes I can dig up.
You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish.
To write with a broken pencil is pointless.
A girl said she recognized me from the Vegetarians Club, but I'd swear I've never met herbivore.
When the smog lifts in Los Angeles U.C.L.A.
A bicycle🚲 can't stand alone because it's just two tired.
Isn't the point of Acupuncture to be a jab well done?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun🌞 went, and then it dawned on me.🌅
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity and just can't put it down.
Do those that have kleptomania take something for it?
I hear pie eating contests are fun, but don't enter a Pi 𝛑 eating contest because it will never end!
So on that note♫ take care.
STAY SAFE! 😷
Have a great week and please be back next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!—KC.