Sunday, October 16, 2022

SUNDAY FUNNIES: CAN YOU SEE WHAT I'M SAYING?

Hello Everybody! Koda Canine here!

Boy, life can be rough sometimes. Or should that be ruff?
What's on top of a house? Ruth, or should that be Roof?

Word play can be fun. Granted it's more mental than physical exercise, but I like to be an active dog in both body and mind.
So let's see what other punny jokes I can dig up.
Ready?

You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish.

To write with a broken pencil is pointless.

A girl said she recognized me from the Vegetarians Club, but I'd swear I've never met herbivore.

When the smog lifts in Los Angeles U.C.L.A.

I got some batteries๐Ÿ”‹๐Ÿ”‹๐Ÿ”‹ that were given out free of charge.

A bicycle๐Ÿšฒ can't stand alone because it's just two tired.

Isn't the point of Acupuncture to be a jab well done?

I stayed up all night to see where the sun๐ŸŒž went, and then it dawned on me.๐ŸŒ…

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity and just can't put it down.

Do those that have kleptomania take something for it?

I hear pie eating contests are fun, but don't enter a Pi ๐›‘ eating contest because it will never end!

So on that note♫ take care.
STAY SAFE! ๐Ÿ˜ท
Have a great week and please be back next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!KC.

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