One thing Humans do quite well when necessary is laugh at themselves.
Cats do that too.
What? You thought just because some of us are aloof and take a while to consider granting you the privilege of enjoying our company, that we don't find self humor amusing?
Well guess what? Here are some of my favorite cat centered jokes.
After all, it is all about meow. 😼
What did the Shakespearian cat say in that famous play?
Tabby or not tabby
What do cats eat for breakfast?
🐁🐭Mice Crispies or anything else that's available.
What is the difference between a cat and a comma?
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| "I caught the mouse. Now what?" |
One has the paws before the claws and the other has the clause before the pause.
What is a cat's favorite song?
♫Three Blind Mice.♫ YUM! 😸
What is a cat's way of keeping law and order?
Claw Enforcement.
What is a cat's favorite colour?
Purrrrrrrple!
What does a cat like to eat on a hot day?
A mice cream cone.🍦
Why can a cat sometimes be grouchy?
Because he's in a bad mewd.
How does the cat get its own way?
With friendly purrsuasion.
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| "Me Meowario!" |
What is the cat's favorite magazine?
Good Mousekeeping.
What is a cat's favorite car?
The Catillac.
Why are cats good at video games?
Because they have nine lives!
The Desert Cat is popular at Christmas🎄 because he is Sandy Claws.
Back in Egyptian times, Man worshiped cats as gods and we cats have never forgotten that!
So on that note♫ take care.
STAY SAFE! 😷
Have a great week and please be back next weekend when Koda Canine and I team up for our annual Halloween 🎃 edition of the Sunday Funnies!—PDK.
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