SUNDAY FUNNIES: CAT HUMOR

Hello Everybody! Piper D. Katt here!

One thing Humans do quite well when necessary is laugh at themselves.

Cats do that too.

What? You thought just because some of us are aloof and take a while to consider granting you the privilege of enjoying our company, that we don't find self humor amusing?

Well guess what? Here are some of my favorite cat centered jokes.

After all, it is all about meow. 😼

What did the Shakespearian cat say in that famous play? 

Tabby or not tabby 

What do cats eat for breakfast?

🐁🐭Mice Crispies or anything else that's available. 

What is the difference between a cat and a comma? 

"I caught the mouse. Now what?"

One has the paws before the claws and the other has the clause before the pause. 

What is a cat's favorite song? 

♫Three Blind Mice.♫ YUM! 😸

What is a cat's way of keeping law and order? 

Claw Enforcement. 

What is a cat's favorite colour? 

Purrrrrrrple! 

What does a cat like to eat on a hot day? 

A mice cream cone.🍦 

Why can a cat sometimes be grouchy? 

Because he's in a bad mewd. 

How does the cat get its own way? 

With friendly purrsuasion. 

"Me Meowario!"

What is the cat's favorite magazine? 

Good Mousekeeping. 

What is a cat's favorite car? 

The Catillac. 

Why are cats good at video games?

Because they have nine lives!

The Desert Cat is popular at Christmas🎄 because he is Sandy Claws.

Back in Egyptian times, Man worshiped cats as gods and we cats have never forgotten that!

So on that note♫ take care.

STAY SAFE! 😷

Have a great week and please be back next weekend when Koda Canine and I team up for our annual Halloween 🎃 edition of the Sunday Funnies!—PDK.

THE PUZZLE CORNER: OCTOBER 23, 2021

😎FUN FACT

July 2021 was the hottest month recorded in human history, to date.

NEXT?

What is the next item(s) in the sequence below?

DJ, MD, MN, ??

COMMON BONDS

The items in each subset below have something in common. Do you know what it is?

01. {bean, horse}

02. {kangaroo, caveman}

We’ll reveal all next weekend but for now, let’s open up THE ANSWERS BOX📦 and discover the results from the October 9, 2021 Puzzle Corner while I was gone having heart surgery.

BEFORE AND AFTER

Two separate items share at least one word, and so can be combined to create something new. Based upon the clue below, do you know what the new thing is?

Popular fast food franchise selection in New Orleans?

French Quarter Pounder (with cheese optional).

NUMBER PLEASE

Get ready! We ask the question, but the answer is just a number.

How many dimples are on a regulation golf ball?🏌

336.

SUNDAY FUNNIES: REAPING FALL FUNNIES (misc. jokes)

Hello Everybody! Autumn the Puppy here.
My name comes from the fact that was when I was adopted by my human family. My birth name is unpronounceable to humans, for I have yet to hear any of you bark and growl properly.
Yet, since it is fall, I have a new harvest of jokes for you. Ready?

I am friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know Y.

Did you hear about the man who decided to take a road trip and not return until he ran out of money?
The guy made it to the end of his driveway this time.

Police arrested a man at an airport hotel after he tried to pass a counterfeit $16 bill.
The cashier realized it was a phony and tipped off the police when the suspect asked for two $8's.

A cynic is someone who smells flowers and looks for a funeral.

Golfer: "Do you think my game is improving?"
Caddy: "Yes, your club comes much closer to the ball before you miss it now."

They say one man's junk is another man's treasure.
But why is whatever you consider junk something you’ve kept for years and throw away three weeks before you finally need it?

Early one morning, a mother went in to wake up her son for school.
However, the son protested he didn't want to go. "The kids and the teachers all hate me!"
"But son," began his mother, "you're 52 years old and the Principal. You HAVE to go!"

A man went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, “Where’s the self-help section?”
She said if she told him, it would defeat the purpose.

And on that note, have a great week everybody, and please be back here again next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!—AtP.