|Piper D. Katt
Today you have BOTH Piper D. Katt AND Koda Canine here as we present our annual Back To School salute!
That's right Piper. While most schools have already been back in session since sometime in late August, we here at The Free Choice E-zine are traditionalists in the fact that schools used to never start their new year until the Tuesday after Labor Day.
But whenever we book this event, it always means there are some fun filled School themed jokes for our readers. Ready?
There is a thin line between numerator and denominator.
I bet only a fraction of our audience gets this. 😼
What school do you have to drop out of in order to graduate?
Sky Diving School!🪂
We learn from history that we do not, in fact, learn from history.
Those who don’t learn from history, are destined to repeat it.
Those who learn from history must suffer through watching others repeat it.
You know what is odd to me?
All numbers not divisible by two.
What did the mother buffalo🐃 say to her son as he left for school?
What are a snake's🐍 favorite school subjects?
All snakes like Hissstory, SSScience, and SSSocial SSStudiesss; but Adders also like Math.
The college professor noticed one of his tests came back with a $100 bill attached and a note saying he could keep one dollar for every point earned.
The professor sent the test back to the student with $64 change.
How come, whenever the teacher springs a pop quiz on the class, there's no actual soda involved?
Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
Because it was always sweeping during class!
Why do magicians do so well in school?
Because they’re good at trick questions.
Why was the teacher wearing sunglasses to school?
Because she had bright students!😎
"Does anyone know when King John signed the Magna Carta?" asked the teacher.
"1215," answered a student.
Another student looked up at the wall clock🕐 and said, "Wow! That was just a half hour ago!"
A Science teacher was introducing her elementary class to the planets in our solar system. "And there is still ongoing talks as to whether or not Pluto is actually a planet."
"I thought it was a cartoon dog," replied one student.
What did the skunk🦨 say to his parents when he needed help with his homework?
"This doesn't make any scents to me."
WHICH BRINGS US TO OUR PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT.
An education isn't just a privilege, but a right. There are students longing for the chance to learn while those in power try to dictate who can go to school, let alone what the teachers are allowed to say.
Don't throw away your right to an education.
GO LEARN SOMETHING TODAY!--PDK and KC.
Have a great week and please be back next weekend for more Sunday Funnies.