Sunday, September 24, 2023


 Hello Everybody! Piper D. Katt here.

For better or worse the Summer season is officially over and Fall is in the air so brace yourself!
Pumpkin Spice Season is upon us, based upon all the ads I've seen on TV when my people have the set on.
There's always at least one commercial every break for Pumpkin Spice This and Pumpkin Spice That.
But do you really need stuff like Pumpkin Spice Soap On A Rope or Pumpkin Spice Unleaded Gasoline???🙀
After all, Pumpkin was never a member of the Spice Girls.
In any event, guess what the theme for today's jokes is. Ready?

When you slip on a pumpkin, does it catch you off gourd?

What is Pumpkin Spice's favorite sport?
It's Pumpkin Pi!😼

What’s black, white, orange, and waddles?
A penguin carrying pumpkin spice.🐧

Is a pumpkin's favorite movie Pulp Fiction?

What did the Pumpkin Spice say to the Green Pepper?
"You look a little sick."

Do love sick pumpkins enjoy a mushy romance?

What happens to a pumpkin's record collection after they get spiced?
Is there even a market for vine-yl albums any more?

How do you cure someone with a pumpkin spice addiction?
Apply the pumpkin patch.

What happens when you have too much pumpkin spice?
You’ll get autumn’y ache.
Although there are some people who claim there is no such thing as too much pumpkin spice.
In any event...
Orange you pumped up for Autumn?
But (un)fortunately nothing lasts forever.
Soon the era of Pumpkin🎃 will fall and the North winds will herald the cold season ahead and whisper “Peppermint everything!”
MINTER is coming!
So on that note♫, take care.
Have a great week and please be back next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!PDK.

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