Hello Everybody! Koda Canine here!
Not much to report on my end. Weather hasn't been all that great. More late Fall, early Winter the last few days than the early Autumn the calendar claims it's supposed to be right now, so I've been going through my people's house collecting all the jokes I've been hiding here, there, and everywhere to tell a few to entertain and brighten the moment on this otherwise gloomy day. Ready?
My people's kids love their LEGOS.
Personally, I hate getting those small pieces stuck between my paws but the kids certainly make a fuss when something happens to a kit and they have to start all over rebuilding.
Then again, the toy isn't broken.
It just went back to the original factory setting.
The other night my people had ham for dinner and were talking about how great it was cured.
If the ham was sick to begin with, why did they eat it?
Is a lawyer's favorite pasta Tort-ellini?
Tip for raising boys.
If you keep them busy, you’ll be fine.
If you let them get bored, they will dismantle your house bored by bored.
I can't express an opinion on camouflage because I just don't see it.
The man trying to steal merchandise from the clock⏰ factory was caught when someone raised an alarm.
For those who like escargot, snails🐌🐌 are not fast food.
I just want to make myself perfectly clear.
If I could choose a super power, it would be invisibility.
Do you get confused trying to figure out the differences between Elves🧝, Fairies🧚, Sprites and Pixies?
Don't worry. I do too. I just don’t understand the gnomenculture.
Did you hear about the rancher🤠 who didn't like round hay bales?
His cattle🐄🐮 weren't getting a square meal out of them.
What do you and I have in common?
They're both vowels. 😉
So on that note♪, have a great week!
STAY SAFE! 😷
And please be back next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!—KC.