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Today you have BOTH Piper D. Katt AND Koda Canine here as we present our annual Halloween Holiday Hijinks!🎃
Is that right Piper? I thought we were just going to tell Halloween themed jokes together. Nobody told me anything about hijinks.
It's just a figure of speech Koda, but let's get started.
What kind of a witch always feeds you?
A sand-witch.
How do you make a milkshake on Halloween?
Give it a good scare!
Are Jack O'Lanterns 🎃🎃Irish?
I wonder if they're related to Patti O'Furniture?
Where do ghosts👻👻 go on vacation?
Mali-boo.
Did you know mummies are afraid to go on vacation?
They dread unwinding.
Maybe, but I know their favorite music is wrap.
Is being kissed by a vampire🧛 a pain in the neck?
What flowers do monster's grow?
Mara-ghouls.
Did you know that witches refuse to ride their brooms🧹🧹 when angry?
They're afraid of flying off the handle.
Spiders🕷🕷 are great computer💻 users because they love surfing the web!🕸🕸
What are pirates afraid of on Halloween?
The Ghost Guard!
If vampires believe in having pets, then they probably own bloodhounds.
Really? I always thought Owls🦉🦉 would be better for them considering they only work nights.
Moving on...
Everyone always wonders about the chickens🐔🐥, but why did the skeleton💀 NOT cross the road?
Because he didn't have the guts to do so.
What plants like Halloween the most?
Bam-Boo!
Why did the police officer👮 ticket the ghost on Halloween?
It didn't have a haunting license!
So on that note𝅘𝅥𝅯, we hope everyone has a safe and happy Halloween🎃 Tuesday night.
Take care.
Have a great week and one of us will be back next weekend with more Sunday Funnies!—PDK and KC.
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