SUNDAY FUNNIES: ANIMAL ANTICS

 Hello Everybody! Koda Canine here!

I don't know about the rest of you, but it's been a ruff rough week for me.

I had to go to the vet for my annual check up.

Don't worry, I passed with flying colors. Which is a neat trick considering I didn't know colors were capable of flight, but I'm still totally against where the vet has to insert the thermometer to take my temperature.

Anyway, it's time to kick back in my favorite chair, especially since my people aren't home at the moment to evict me from it 😉, and tell some fun animal themed jokes.

Ready?

I know a dog with a pet termite.

He named it Clint Eats Wood.

Better a termite than fleas.

Do some people play with kangaroos🦘🦘 just for kicks?

Have you ever noticed ducks🦆🦆 fly south in the fall and north in the spring?

I wonder what airline they use.

Did you hear about the farmer who took a lesson from big city planners?

To raise more pigs🐖🐷🐖, he built a sty scraper.

Did you hear about the dairy that went out of business?

It was an udder failure.

Teddy Bears🧸🧸 are never hungry because they're always stuffed.😉

If a skunk🦨 is broken, does that mean it's out of odor?

What fish only swims at night?

A starfish. 

What animal is on most legal documents?

Seals. 

Where do rabbits🐇🐰 go for breakfast?

IHOP. 😉

So on that note♪, take care.

STAY SAFE! 😷

Have a great week and please be back next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!—KC.