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| Meowy Christmas! |
That's right! Piper D. Katt, Koda Canine, and our Editor-In-Chief Lee Houston, Junior are all together under one roof to share and spread some holiday cheer, provided three typists can peacefully share a keyboard.
I think we can manage just fine. Is everybody ready?
READY!
Then it's joke time!
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| Woof Woof Woof! |
There are adults who still believe in politicians.
I love Neil Diamond’s Christmas songs.
What is the perfect gift?
A broken drum. Nobody can beat that.
How much does Santa🎅 pay to park his sleigh?
Nothing. It’s on the house.
I'm fairly generous, but my presents🎁 get a bad wrap.
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| Happy Holidays! |
They’re such sweet carol lines.
Did you hear about the shoe lace that got coal for Christmas?
It was on the knotty list.
A copy of A Christmas Carol fell on my little toe.
It hurt like the Dickens. 😉
If you are shopping Christmas Eve, be nice to the retail workers. It is not their fault that you waited until the last split second to shop.
Santa🎅 to Satan: “No, I will not sell you my naughty list.”
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| Our tree. No L. Noel. |
Don’t forget to leave cigarettes, shoes and a Twinky in the duct work for John McClaine on Christmas Eve.😉 (Reference to the first Die Hard movie.)
“My people got their daughter some nesting dolls for Christmas.”
“I hate those things. They are so full of themselves. You're never done knocking them over.”😼
What does a Gingerbread Man do when he breaks his leg?
He gets a candy cane.
Doctor to Gingerbread Man: “I know your knee hurts. Have you tried icing it?”
I’m going to lay under the Christmas tree to remind my family I am a gift.
This year, instead of worrying about what’s under the tree, just be grateful for who’s still around it.
So on that note♫, I hope everyone has a great week.
Piper and Koda will be off for the rest of the year to be with their respective families—
Really?
HOORAY!
But I'll be here next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!
OH NO!
Don't worry folks. We'll leave him some jokes.
HEY! I can be funny!
Seriously?😼
In any event, HAPPY HOLIDAYS EVERYBODY!
PDK, KC, LHJR.
3 comments:
Why did the Grinch go to the liquor store? He was looking for some holiday spirit.
Why does Santa always enter through the chimney? Because it soots him.
Thank you for the laughs and humor. Merry Christmas.
You're welcome.
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