Hello Everybody! Piper D. Katt here!
I don't know how things are where you live right now, but in my neck of the woods the sun has disappeared behind a lot of gloomy dark clouds and the weather forecasters are expecting a lot of rain and/or snow to accompany the cold temperatures that are already here over the next couple of days.
🙀
But let me try to cheer everyone and meow-self up with some jokes. Ready?
Keeping tropical fish🐟🐠 at home can have a calming effect on the brain, due to all the indoor fins.
Then again, a lot of people feel cats think a fish tank is just an opportunity for us to dine ala cart.
Nothing can be further from the truth in my case, because I never developed a taste for sushi.😼
Remember those days when people used to write diaries and got mad when someone read them?
Now they put everything on Facebook and get mad when people DON'T read them.
Then again, the ancient Egyptians used to write on walls and post a lot of cat pictures.
Guess what people do on Facebook nowadays?
But when are you folks going to develop pawicures?
Besides the fact my nails need grooming, I can't keep cleaning between my toes on my own!
What's the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi?
Dubai doesn't get The Flintstones on TV.
Abu Dhabi Do.😸
I bet jellyfish are sad that there is no peanut butter fish.
Then again, I know there are catfish, although they look nothing like us.
Can anybody recommend a better way to clean snow off a car's windshield?
My humans tried using their Credit Card and only got twenty percent off.
Of course, now they need a new card because the old one is frayed and torn.
What does a house boat becomes after it grows up?
A Township.
Do people in electric cars listen to AC/DC or something more current?
So on that note♫, take care.
STAY SAFE!
Have a great week and please join me next weekend when the whole Free Choice E-zine staff gets together for our annual Christmas🎄 party here on the Sunday Funnies!—PDK.
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