Hello Everybody! Koda Canine here!
I don't know about things where you are today, but in my neck of the woods it's gloomy, overcast and cool.
I think Spring needs a better travel agent because it hasn't arrived yet!
In any event, since I didn't go out today unless it was absolutely necessary for "personal business", I dug through The Free Choice E-zine's joke file to entertain you folks.
Ready?
I just found out there is an Amazon river.
What’s next? Lake Facebook? Mount Paypal?”
My people once trimmed my fur too short, but the style grew on me.
If people speak to their garden plants, do Jack and the beans talk?
How come every winner of the annual Miss Universe pageant is from Earth?🌎
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| The Joke File |
I hear humans complain a lot about being retired.
The biggest problem with retirement I'm aware of is you have to get old to do it.
What kind of dog doesn’t bark?
A Hush Puppy.😉
If I'm ever fortunate enough to meet a member of The Moody Blues, I would love to know what the knights in white sat in.
Did you hear about the kid who got a remote controlled airplane for Christmas?
He has been droning on and on about it ever since.
Where do bad rainbows🌈🌈 go?
They go to Prism. It’s a light sentence and gives them time to reflect.
And finally, for every minute you're angry, you lose 60 seconds of happiness.
So on that note♫, take care.
STAY SAFE!
Have a great week and please be back here next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!—KC.
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