Hello Everybody! Koda Canine here!
Yes, I'm on the couch but none of my people are in the living room right now.
Besides, despite the fact that it's the beginning of March it's only 15 degrees outside as I post this and the floor's cold!
Anyway, let's try to warm up with some good jokes.
Ready?
If you are cooler than me, does that make me hotter than you?
What did the hot dog🌭 say to the wiener that passed him during a race?
"Wow! I relish the fact that you've mustard the strength to ketchup to me.
The problem with writing poems in hot weather is
that the words get sweaty and stick together.
The problem with trying to write poetry in winter is that even your brain freezes trying to come up with a good line.
What did one icicle say to another?
“Hang in there!”
For us dogs, we grow extra fur in the winter and shed in the summer, but we have no say in regards to how much comes on or off.
For you humans cold is great because you can add layers of clothing until you are comfy.
With heat, you can only take off so many layers before it becomes illegal.
Because it's cool.
Unless someone makes the mistake of holding a party outdoors in the middle of winter.
Then the ice cream is just frozen ice.
Who is Antarctica’s husband?
Uncle Arctica.
What does an Eskimo grow in his garden?
Iceberg lettuce.
Which is faster: hot or cold?
Hot, because unfortunately you can catch a cold.
It's so cold, Jack Frost changed his name to Jack Frozen!
If we ever get there, what season is it when you jump on a trampoline?
Springtime.
So on that note♫, take care.
STAY SAFE!
Have a great week and please be back next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!—KC.
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