Daylight Savings Time has begun for most of the United States.
Everyone was supposed to set their clocks⌚⏰ an hour ahead before they went to bed last night or else they'll be an hour late anywhere they need to be today.
Some complain about losing the hour of sleep that they won't get back until this fall.
Others complain about the fact that even when they do regain the missing hour, it's without any interest, so what did you save over the bulk of the Spring and Summer?
Meow, being a cat I can sleep any time any where, so as long as you honor my "Do Not Disturb" sign... 😼
In any event, time for some timely jokes.
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Why did the man throw the clock out the window?
He wanted to see time fly!
Of course you can make a lot of paper airplanes out of any issue of Time magazine if you know how to fold them properly.
"Grandpa, why don't you throw that broken clock away?"
"Because I paid good money for it. Besides, it's still right twice a day."
When your clock strikes 12, it's either midnight or noon, but when your clock strikes 13, it's time to get a new clock.
Of course even a broken clock is right twice a day, unless it's digital. Then you don't know what time it is at all if the darn thing is broken because the face is totally blank and ruins this joke.
How can you tell when your clock is really hungry?
It goes back four seconds.
When do astronauts have their meals?
At launch time.
A watch dog!
What kind of clock does a night owl🦉 never use?
A sun dial!
If there are grandfather clocks, how come there are no grandmother clocks?
Because women get it right the first time.
Time is the one thing that everybody wishes they had more of, but still waste anyway.
Some people talk to you in their free time.
Some people free their time to talk to you.
Know the difference
Is time travel even possible?
Yes, it is. After all, it's now a couple of minutes later than when you first started reading this post.
And on that note♫, I'm afraid it's time to go.
Take care.
STAY SAFE!
Have a great week and please be back next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!—PDK.
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