Sunday, March 16, 2025

SUNDAY FUNNIES: WEEKEND PUPDATE: MARCH 2025

 AND NOW IT’S TIME FOR WEEKEND PUPDATE
WITH YOUR HOST KODA CANINE.

Hello Everybody!
I’m Koda Canine. If you see me smiling, I'm thinking about doing something. If I’m laughing, I already did it.

Our top story: Swarms of insects threaten town! Police prepared to employ SWAT team. 

A new study shows married couples have a greater risk of possibly suffering a divorce than single people.

Cars are getting so sophisticated now with all the digital equipment that they can diagnose themselves and pre-order parts if needed.
Imagine checking your bank account to find out your car ordered itself new tires, a paint job and hired a contractor to rebuild your garage to its liking.

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Now, back to what passes for the news.

It’s a scientific fact that if you took all your veins from your body and laid them end to end, you'd die.

The semicolon; that broke the law was given two consecutive sentences.

Scientists who didn’t predict a single day accurately for the last two years are confident they know what the weather is going to be like in 100 years?

And finally: Please remember, even on Gilligan’s Island they listened to the Professor and NOT the Millionaire.

On that note♫, take care.
STAY SAFE!
Have a great week and please be back next weekend for more Sunday Funnies.
For Weekend Pupdate, I’m Koda Canine.

COMING MARCH 17:
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