AND NOW IT’S TIME FOR WEEKEND PUPDATE
WITH YOUR HOST KODA CANINE.
I’m Koda Canine. If you see me smiling, I'm thinking about doing something. If I’m laughing, I already did it.
Our top story: Swarms of insects threaten town! Police prepared to employ SWAT team.
A new study shows married couples have a greater risk of possibly suffering a divorce than single people.
Cars are getting so sophisticated now with all the digital equipment that they can diagnose themselves and pre-order parts if needed.
Imagine checking your bank account to find out your car ordered itself new tires, a paint job and hired a contractor to rebuild your garage to its liking.
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Now, back to what passes for the news.
It’s a scientific fact that if you took all your veins from your body and laid them end to end, you'd die.
The semicolon; that broke the law was given two consecutive sentences.
Scientists who didn’t predict a single day accurately for the last two years are confident they know what the weather is going to be like in 100 years?
And finally: Please remember, even on Gilligan’s Island they listened to the Professor and NOT the Millionaire.
On that note♫, take care.
STAY SAFE!
Have a great week and please be back next weekend for more Sunday Funnies.
For Weekend Pupdate, I’m Koda Canine.
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