Showing posts with label June 8. Show all posts
Showing posts with label June 8. Show all posts

Sunday, June 8, 2025

SUNDAY FUNNIES: CANINE COMEDY (misc. jokes)

Hello Everybody! Koda Canine here!
Like Piper D. Katt announced last weekend, next weekend the two of us will be teaming up for our annual FATHERS' DAY SALUTE before we each do our respective acts to close out June.
Meanwhile, it's joke time! Ready?

How come humans think that the worst part of having their passwords stolen is needing to rename their dog?
We're already quite happy with the name(s) you gave us. Think of something else for your password!

If science is either stupid or mad enough to create a creature that is half dog and half tree🌳, will its bark be worse than its bite?

If a duck🦆 bites a dog, does that mean the canine is a pure bread?

If you're a dog and trying to finish any canine collection you might have, I can give you a couple of pointers.😉

What do you mean dogs can't sit on living room couches.
After all, it is furniture.

These jokes are doggone funny!
I need to get to the bank and make a woof-drawl from my checking account and de-paw-sit into my savings. 

Do you know the difference between a dog🐶 and a marine biologist?
One wags a tale. The other tags a whale.🐳

If you ever wondered why a dog sometimes runs around in a circle, have you ever tried to run around in a square?

What’s the most popular dog breed among magicians?
The labracadabrador.

How come everyone in the world thinks they have the best dog?
After all, there's only one of me.
So on that note♫, take care.
STAY SAFE!
Have a great week and please be back here next weekend for our FATHERS' DAY SALUTE on The Sunday Funnies!—KC.

Saturday, June 8, 2024

THE PUZZLE CORNER: JUNE 8, 2024

 😎FUN FACT
The planet Mercury is actually shrinking!

COMMON BONDS
The items in each subset below have something in common. Do you know what it is?
01. {done, gone}
02. {newlyweds, milquetoast}

TRIVIA TIME⌚
What is a Syzygy?

We’ll reveal all next weekend but for now, let’s open up THE ANSWERS BOX📦 and discover the results from the June 1, 2024 Puzzle Corner.

FILL IN THE BLANKS
All you have to do is what the title says, literally fill in the blanks to acquire the answer. The given letters are all shown, none of those are missing. Ready?
Person: ALBERT EINSTEIN. Italicized letters were given.

TRIVIA TIME⌚
What vegetable has the least calories?
Cucumbers.🥒🥒

Monday, June 8, 2020

UNTIL THAT DAY... a poem

Sadly, George Floyd is just the latest example in a long history of racial bigotry, discrimination, inequality, and (social) injustice not only here in the United States but around the world as well.
Writer/poet Nancy A. Hansen recently created this free verse in regards to this.


UNTIL THAT DAY

The more things change,
The more they stay the same
Or so we are told
Yet I believe
We actively resist change
Not because it's so damn hard
Not because we prefer the way things are
But because we don’t care to acknowledge
Our complicity in why those changes
Haven’t been made
We go out into the world
With blinders on
So that we don’t see
Poverty
Despair
Hopelessness
And inhumanity
We believe it happens somewhere else
To someone else
People we don't know
People who are backward
Or somehow inferior
So that in our minds
That makes it not our fault
We’re not responsible for them
They're not one of our own
Let someone else deal with it

Well I have news for you
There is no 'them'
Only us, because
We are one people
Throughout this entire planet
Made of the same flesh and bone
The same organs and blood
From an ancient but common ancestry
We have similar hopes and dreams
Familiar sorrows and regrets
Identical passions and desires
And we all make mistakes
We speak different languages, but
Laugh and cry in the same voices
Only our physical exterior varies
Along with
What we present to the world
That way we can tell each other apart
Yet inside we are all humankind
Bred and born
Living, loving, hating, and dying
In analogous fashion
And I acknowledge
That there is no 'one size fits all' way of living
No universal laws
No perfect way of being human
We must muddle through
And find our own path
Past differences of opinion
Past clashing ideals
Past all the dogma we've assigned importance
And goose-stepped to
Those artificial concepts of
Race, religion, national boundaries
Those things that divide us
And only come back to bite us
In the toughest of times
When we so desperately need
A sense of unity
Not order enforced by
Martial Law
Theological fervor
And brutal, oppressive tactics
Brow-beating us into submission
For speaking out
Because things have
Still never changed
For some

As the unrest grows
Within the status quo
Of lives plainly devalued
Anger is bound to escalate
In similar ugly ways
Until those voices are heard at last
Screaming in defiance
Or crying out in anguish
Before a backdrop of chaos
And primal anarchy
How many have to suffer before
Their deprivation and deaths overshadow
What little good has been gained?
By ignoring what we don't care to see
Will injustices be forgotten?
Will order then be restored
Because someone insisted
No voices could be raised
In opposition?
Could brotherhood and sisterhood
And good works that improve all lives
Still come from those
Who aren't approved by us?
Must some always be treated
As underclass beings
In order to keep things comfortably as they are?
Where are the lines to be drawn
Betwixt and between
Imaginary 'them' and 'us'?
What side will you be on?
Shall we sit and wait until someone else decides
What our own fate will be?
Cowering in our bunkers
While the situation devolves
Beyond our ability to control
Pointing fingers
And yet never ponder
What went wrong along the way
What lead to this uprising
And how it could have been
Circumvented earlier?

There is a Universal Truth here
That we're all forgetting
Something that will come back
To haunt us repeatedly
Until we take a good look around
And really see for the first time
The ugliness we've been ignoring
That lead up to this outrage
And the marching in the streets
You can't hold people down forever
With a proverbial knee on their neck
Until they can't breathe
And not kill their spirit
Because that creates hostility
That will be returned
Three times as strong
You can't single someone out
Based on external differences
And not expect a retaliation
That is just as vicious
Or as unfeeling
You can't keep allowing this
Not if you expect to have
An orderly society
Or a peaceful life
We only have one world
We only have this incarnation
To make a difference for all
So we need less vitriol
Less walls built
And more than rhetoric
Or hollow campaign promises
To make it a better place to live
We need a solemn vow
An oath that actually means something
Because it is kept
And embraced
We need pledges that aren't pretentious
That evaporate after being said
Once the polls close
And the pipers are all paid
We need to kindle different fires
Flames that don't burn down buildings
And steal away lifetimes of hard work
But warm hearts
So that we can sit together
And cradle the idea
That all can be treated
With the love and dignity
That every human being deserves
So that our descendants may grow up
Next to each other
Without fear and suspicion
Without prejudice and without constantly thinking
Of our differences as much as
Our similarities

And I warn you now
No matter who you are
Or where you live
Until that day
When truth is spoken
When hearts are opened
When minds are made up
And the changes so often promised
Finally come about
Until then...
There will be no peace
On Earth
For any of us

Saturday, June 8, 2019

THE PUZZLE CORNER: JUNE 8, 2019

😎FUN FACT
Although the United States Congress passed the Equal Rights Amendment in 1972, it still needs one more state to ratify the proposal to officially become part of the American Constitution.
Considering this is 2019, what’s taking so long???

FAMOUS FIRSTS🥇
While test animals of both genders were used before, who was the first female person in outer space?

NUMBER PLEASE
Get ready! We ask the question, but the answer is just a number.
Which amendment to the United States Constitution bans denying anyone the right to vote based on gender?

We’ll reveal all next weekend, but for now, let’s open up THE ANSWERS BOX📦 and discover the results from the June 1, 2019 Puzzle Corner.

WHAT’S THAT SONG?
Words from a tune of the past are below. All you have to do is give us the song title. Ready?
♫It’s my true heart I’m showin’, or my nose would be growin’, you know that it gets longer when I lie♫
“Jingle Jangle” by The Archies, their follow up to 1969’s #1 hit “Sugar Sugar,” which reached #10 on the charts the same year proving that, contrary to popular belief, the group was not a one hit wonder.

NEXT?
What is the next item(s) in the sequence below?
B, C, G, I, J, K, P, R, ??, ??
T and Y, because all are letters of the alphabet that also sound like words.
B (be or bee), C (sea or see), G (gee, as in gee whiz), I (eye), J (as in blue jay), K (as in Kay), P (pea), R (are), T (tea or tee) and Y (why).

Sunday, June 8, 2014

SUNDAY FUNNIES: FOR SALE? (WAXY DRAGON GOES SHOPPING!)

Flying frugally
Hello Everybody! Waxy Dragon winging her way to entertain you for a few minutes.

Now, one thing that I find utterly fascinating about people is the ability they have to buy used stuff from each other. This is very practical, and cheap.
After all, why let something that is still good go to waste in some junkyard or landfill when someone else can reuse it?

So let me tell you about my recent shopping trip.

I went to a thrift shop the other day, hoping to find some things to help decorate with my lair with. Didn't buy any clothes. After all, can you imagine a dragon wearing clothes? Maybe a nice hat, or a string of pearls versus a tie, depending upon whether you're a man or a woman, but clothes? How could we flap our wings and fly in such confining things?

SAVE ME!
I did get a nice comfy chair and a few books. Was a bit disappointed that I didn't see any thrifts. Not sure what a thrift is, let alone whether or not I actually want one, but I thought for sure I could at least find out what a thrift was. Oh well, maybe next time.

And before you ask, I know a rummage sale is so named
because that's what you do there: rummage through other people's stuff. I do try to be as neat as possible when I rummage, but I can't help prying into things. A word of advice: if you ever plan to hold a rummage sale, remember to empty ALL the pockets of your old clothing! Some of the things I found there...

I appreciate the spare change and did enjoy blowing up and playing with the balloons I occasionally found in the men's pants. But could someone please explain to me why those balloons have to come in small, square shaped, individual foil packages? Seems like a waste of packing material to me.

Then I went to a yard sale. Was sad to find out that the people holding the sale weren't selling their yard! They wanted to sell the stuff that was on the yard! And that didn't even include the flowers and trees!
What nobody wants to risk

There are a few brown spots in the grass around my place, so I thought a new yard would spruce things up a bit. No such luck.
Oh well...
Maybe next time.

Haven't bothered going to any garage sales, because I'm not in the market for a garage. I don't even own a car! Can you imagine a dragon with a car? It's just like clothes. Why would we want to try to squeeze into something so small, especially when we can fly? I do find it truly amazing how many clowns seem to be able to squeeze into a car when they finally find a parking space at the circus and get out, but that's another story.

And I'm sure you fine folks are already ahead of me and know why I won't go to a flea market either. After all, who wants fleas, new or used?

Anyway, that's it for now. Have a great week everybody and please be back here again next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!--wd.

Saturday, June 8, 2013

THE PUZZLE CORNER: JUNE 8, 2013

Another weekend is upon us. Let's have fun!

TRIVIA TIME
If you have a "periorbital hematoma", what are you suffering from?
(Hint: It isn't life threatening.)

THE LETTER SHUFFLE
Image courtesy of Wikipedia

"Hello folks! If you know what I am (in the picture at the left), then how many new words can you make out of the letters in my name?"


We'll reveal all next weekend.
But for now, let's peek inside THE ANSWERS BOX and discover the results from the June 1, 2013 Puzzle Corner.



COMMON BONDS
The items in each subset below have something in common. Do you know what it is?

01. {Green Onions, Cotton Candy, Brown Sugar, Whipped Cream, Honey Pie, Jambalaya} = Food based songs.

Green Onions by Booker T. & The MGs; Cotton Candy by Al Hirt, Brown Sugar by the Rolling Stones, Whipped Cream by Herb Alpert and the Tijuana Brass, Honey Pie by The Beatles, and Jambalaya by Hank Williams, Senior.
02. {T-bones, Meat Loaf, Vanilla Fudge, Hot Tuna, Wild Cherry} = Food based musical acts.
03. {Groups 1 and 2} = Musical food

TRIVIA TIME
What was the #1 song of 1969 (at least in America) that is also an appropriate accompaniment to the COMMON BONDS puzzle above?

Sugar, Sugar by The Archies.