AND NOW IT’S TIME FOR WEEKEND PUPDATE
WITH YOUR HOST KODA CANINE.
I’m Koda Canine, and I woke up this morning. That’s a good start to the day.
Our top story:
The Lego store has come out some brand new sets and supply has yet to keep up with demand as people are lined up for blocks.
8 out of 5 people don't understand fractions.
Historians have discovered that not only did Alexander Graham Bell invent the phone☎ and make the very first call, he also received the first call too.
A couple of minutes after that monumental event, the device rang and when answered, a voice on the other end said: “Hello. We've been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty."
A new group is advocating for sleeveless shirts, saying they have the right to bare arms.
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Now, back to what passes for the news.
Marine biologists have determined that the sword fish has few predators in the wild.
Except the pen fish, which is said to be mightier.
Scientists are contemplating crossing an alligator with a homing pigeon, but are afraid the results will come back to bite them.
Now it’s time for my editorial.
How can “Fat Chance” and “Slim Chance” mean the same thing?
I guess the chance’s weight doesn’t matter after all.
And finally:
I’m waiting for somebody to throw me a ball. I look great in a tuxedo.
On that note♫, take care.
STAY SAFE!
Have a great week and please be back next weekend for more Sunday Funnies.
For Weekend Pupdate, I’m Koda Canine.
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