As usual, an actual quote from a real celebrity past or present will be followed by something hopefully witty from meow, so let's get to it.
"A clear conscience is the sure sign of a bad memory."~~famous author Mark Twain.
Are you sure Mark? I was hoping it was just proof of an honest human being.
Then again, the way some parts of the world are nowadays...
"He had the look of one who drunk the cup of life and found a dead beetle at the bottom."~~author P.G. Wodehouse.
Is that anything like going to use the kitty litter and finding out the box hasn't been cleaned yet?
I hate it when that happens.
And my humans hate it when I seriously express my displeasure at finding a dirty kitty litter box.
After all, I'm the one who has to use it, not them.
How would they feel if they went into their bathroom and...
And I think I better move on to something else now.
"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that."~~comedian George Carlin.
Well, if one of them is the person who is supposed to be cleaning my litter box and hasn't done so yet...
"My wife has me on a strict diet. I can only eat lettuce, shredded wheat and straw. I am eating so much roughage I'm beginning to pass whicker furniture."~~comedian Tim Conway.
OUCH! I feel bad enough when I don't get enough cat food during a meal.
I keep telling them to leave the can and I'll finish it, but my people keep saying something about leftovers.
I'm a cat. There aren't supposed to be any leftovers!
Besides, none of my meals have been served to me as leftovers.
Unless they're calling the next meal something else, there must be a ton of leftovers in their fridge!
What are they saving it for anyway? Christmas?
"There is nothing so permanent as a temporary emergency."~~author Robert A Heinlein.
"The Grass Is Always Greener Over the Septic Tank."~~famous columnist Erma Bombeck.
"A mistake on your part does NOT equal an emergency on mine."~~Any smart person.
"Don't blame the cat for your problems."~~meow.
So on that note♫, take care.
STAY SAFE!
Have a great week and please be back here next weekend for more Sunday Funnies.—PDK.
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