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| PIPER D. KATT IN DISGUISE??? |
Today you have both Piper D. Katt AND Koda Canine here as we celebrate Halloween👺 on the Sunday Funnies, which technically isn't until this coming Saturday October 31.
That's right Piper, but if I have the calendar figured out right, NEXT YEAR we'll actually get to do this ON a Sunday! 😁
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| KODA CANINE IN DISGUISE??? |
OH BOY!
But in the meantime, we have some great Halloween themed jokes for everybody so let's get right to it.
Ready?
"I finally met someone who loves me for my brains."
"Are you dating a zombie?"
Why are ghosts👻👻 so bad at telling lies?
Because you can see right though them.
For Halloween🎃, I am going to take my mask off and scare everybody.
You mean you haven't already?
Son: "Can we go to the haunted house this year?"
Father: "What's wrong with the one we are living in?"
If you put holy water in a humidifier, could you make any room a gas chamber for vampires?
Witch [sobbing] "I can't have children!!"
Friend Witch: "There there. There are ways to work around food allergies."
Why do ghosts👻👻 like elevators?
They lift their spirits.
As an undertaker, I always tie together the shoelaces of the dead. If the zombie apocalypse happens, it will be hilarious.
If you are ever having a bad day, just remember that Bruce Willis's character in the SIXTH SENSE found out he was dead and still going to work!
"Who is your favorite vampire?"
"The one on Sesame Street."
"He doesn't count."
"Oh, he most certainly does."
So on that note♫, take care.
STAY SAFE! Especially if you go Trick or Treating Halloween night and please be back next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!—PDK and KC.
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