STAR WARS DAY: MAY 4, 2023

 Today is May 4, 2023; although to many Star Wars fans it's International Star Wars Day.

While not (yet?) officially recognized by anyone other than those with a vested interest in a galaxy far, far away; Star Wars has gained as much prestige around the world as Star Trek, Doctor Who  (which will be celebrating its 60th anniversary this November), and Quantum Leap, whose Leapers have claimed February 29 as their own for Doctor Sam Beckett and now Doctor Ben Song.

So while we can't officially do so on The Sunday Funnies until 2025, we can share these Star Wars jokes with you today. Ready?

Why do Ewoks never shout in the house?

Because they always use their Endor voice.

Darth Vader once tried to make cookies, but he burnt them.

They were a bit on the dark side.

Have you met Darth’s wife, Ella Vader?

A wife got mad at her husband because, in her opinion, he had too much Star Wars merchandise.

“It’s either all that junk or me!” she yelled.

He just looked at her and replied, “May the divorce be with you.”

What do you call Storm Troopers playing cards?

A game of clones!

A generic, non-Disney galaxy far, far away...

Why is a droid mechanic never lonely?

Because they're always making new friends!

Since Disney now owns the Lucas Films properties (and the reason why we can't post official Star Wars images), what is Darth Vader's favorite song?

♪ When you wish upon a death star... ♫

Do Star Wars fans going shopping at the Darth Maul?

What is the favorite vehicle of Jedi Masters?

Toy Yodas.🐸

If you are dating a girl who does not like Star Wars puns, then you're looking for love in Alderaan places.

Is BB hungry?

No. BB-8.

Two Storm Troopers part company when suddenly one fires upon the other.

"Why did you do that?" the first Storm Trooper asks, thankful to still be alive.

The second Storm Trooper replies, "I just wanted you to know that I will always miss you."

And on that note♫, May the Force Farce/Fourth be with you. 😉

MAY THE FOURTH/FORCE BE WITH YOU! (2019 edition)

IN MEMORY OF

PETER🥇MAYHEW (1944-2019)

Fans of a certain movie franchise have adopted May 4 to honor everything related to events in a galaxy far, far away.
It's now even an official holiday, at least in California, USA!
But while Disney now owns the Lucas Films properties (and the reason why we can't post any official Star Wars related images), that doesn't mean we can't do our own bit of celebrating too.
So raise your light sabers high and let's have a bit of fun on May the Fourth, Force, Farce.

What do you call Storm Troopers playing cards?
A game of clones!

Why did the evil Jedi cross the galaxy?
To get to the dark side!

Why is a droid mechanic never lonely?
Because they're always making new friends!

What is Darth Vader's favorite song?
♪ When you wish upon a death star... ♫

Do Star Wars fans going shopping at the Darth Maul?

What is the favorite vehicle of Jedi Masters?
Toy Yodas.

The proverbial galaxy far, far away.

If you are dating a girl who does not like Star Wars puns, then you are looking for love in Alderaan places.

Two Storm Troopers part company when suddenly one fires upon the other.
"Why did you do that?" the first Storm Trooper asks, thankful to still be alive.
The second Storm Trooper replies, "I just wanted you to know that I would always miss you."

Is BB hungry?
No. BB-8.


And of course, wishing for peace throughout the universe, may the Force be with you.