Saturday, May 4, 2019


PETER🥇MAYHEW (1944-2019)

Fans of a certain movie franchise have adopted May 4 to honor everything related to events in a galaxy far, far away.
It's now even an official holiday, at least in California, USA!
But while Disney now owns the Lucas Films properties (and the reason why we can't post any official Star Wars related images), that doesn't mean we can't do our own bit of celebrating too.
So raise your light sabers high and let's have a bit of fun on May the Fourth, Force, Farce.

What do you call Storm Troopers playing cards?
A game of clones!

Why did the evil Jedi cross the galaxy?
To get to the dark side!

Why is a droid mechanic never lonely?
Because they're always making new friends!

What is Darth Vader's favorite song?
♪ When you wish upon a death star... ♫

Do Star Wars fans going shopping at the Darth Maul?

What is the favorite vehicle of Jedi Masters?
Toy Yodas.

The proverbial galaxy far, far away.
If you are dating a girl who does not like Star Wars puns, then you are looking for love in Alderaan places.

Two Storm Troopers part company when suddenly one fires upon the other.
"Why did you do that?" the first Storm Trooper asks, thankful to still be alive.
The second Storm Trooper replies, "I just wanted you to know that I would always miss you."

Is BB hungry?
No. BB-8.

And of course, wishing for peace throughout the universe, may the Force be with you.

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