Ah... top o' the morning to ye lads and lassies.
Today be Saint Patrick's Day, where even those who cannot claim any ancestry to the Emerald Isle be Irish today as we honor the great Saint Patrick himself.
While the day first began as purely a religious observance during Lent, it has certainly grown beyond anyone's imagination to become a holiday of anything and everything Irish, whether it be legend or fact.
So wear green. Eat, drink, and be merry responsibly.
And in honor of the day, here be me annual Saint Patrick's Day joke.
Tis not only politically correct, but funny too!
What is Irish and hangs out in your yard all the time?
And don't forget, August 2nd be the first annual (Inter)National "Don't Worry" Day!