My sincerest apologies folks.
There were some personal problems that kept me from getting to the computer and on line before now, but without further delay (I hope), straight from the e-mail the avid Internet surfer and joke provider sent me earlier today, our resident comedienne and favorite avatar: Ms. Waxy Dragon!
Did you hear about the bad locksmith who broke into song because he couldn't find the key?
When you've seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall.
Bakers only trade bread recipes on a knead-to-know basis.
Acupuncture is a jab well done.
Without geometry, life is pointless.
A gossip is someone with a great sense of rumor.
A man's home is his castle, in a manor of speaking.
And finally, remember:
A backwards poet writes inverse.
See you next weekend for some hopefully on time Sunday Funnies!