Monday, March 16, 2009

SLIGHTLY BELATED SUNDAY FUNNIES

My sincerest apologies folks.
There were some personal problems that kept me from getting to the computer and on line before now, but without further delay (I hope), straight from the e-mail the avid Internet surfer and joke provider sent me earlier today, our resident comedienne and favorite avatar: Ms. Waxy Dragon!

Did you hear about the bad locksmith who broke into song because he couldn't find the key?

When you've seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall.

Bakers only trade bread recipes on a knead-to-know basis.

Acupuncture is a jab well done.

Without geometry, life is pointless.

A gossip is someone with a great sense of rumor.

A man's home is his castle, in a manor of speaking.

And finally, remember:

A backwards poet writes inverse.

See you next weekend for some hopefully on time Sunday Funnies!

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