Sunday, March 1, 2009

THE SUNDAY FUNNIES: MARCH 1st, 2009

Unfortunately, I have no human interest stories, funny news items, or other light hearted material to post first, so once again our resident comedienne Ms. Waxy Dragon, the three year old baby dragon avatar (amongst others) of an avid Internet user gets the whole column to herself.

Take it away Waxy...

While a family was sitting around the dinner table, their oldest daughter mentioned that she was having a test on the moon in science class later that week.
When hearing this, her younger brother announced, "If she gets to go to the moon, I want to go too!"

Sometimes in the park or at the beach I wonder: "Why is that Frisbee getting bigger?" And then it hits me.

Since light travels faster than the speed of sound, is that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?

Whether or not a picture is worth a thousand words is debatable. But I can tell you it does use three times the amount of computer memory than that block of text would.

That's it folks!
See you next weekend with more Sunday Funnies.

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