Hello Everybody! Ms. Waxy Dragon here!
This week, it's open mike time and I have a whole slew of jokes waiting to tell you.
I should know. I slayed them myself.
Now, I may be just a baby dragon, unless you're silly enough to believe that I'm just one of many avatars of an avid Internet user, but I do know a lot of stuff, like the fact that sometimes life can be confusing.
For example, why do you drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?
Of course, the parkway might have gotten its name from the fact that during rush hour nothing moves, which makes you wonder why they call it rush hour to begin with!
Now a lot of things are grown from seeds. Oranges, plants, apples, etc. But how come every time I plant bird seed nothing happens?
Of course, I will admit that I'm still trying to figure out mustard. It may come from mustard seeds, but I can never get any of those yellow jars to grow in my garden.
See if you understand this one.
A bus station is where a bus stops.
A train station is where a train stops.
So why do they call computers on desks work stations?
But while I may be too young to start school yet, I am smart.
I do know the difference between knowledge and wisdom.
Knowledge is knowing that tomatoes are considered a fruit.
Wisdom is not putting tomatoes in a fruit salad.
And remember: you can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish!
I'll be back next weekend with more Sunday Funnies.-wd.