Hello Everybody! Ms. Waxy Dragon here!
I had a wonderful Christmas and I hope everyone else did too.
I got lots of toys that a little baby girl dragon deserves (although I was not always as good as I should have been) and now I'm here to spread a little holiday cheer by sharing some Christmas time jokes with you.
Dexter halls with boughs of holly!
What? You didn't think that was funny? Well, I admit it hasn't achieved the classic status of that great Pogo Possum Christmas tune by Walt Kelly: Deck Us All With Boston Charlie, but I think my joke was funnier than that Christmas parody tune that goes
Robin laid an egg.
It broke a wheel
And the Joker got away, hey!
Let me try another.
What is Tarzan's favorite Christmas carol?
Well, do I have you rolling on the floor laughing your heads off yet?
Okay, I have space for one more this weekend, so here's my big finish:
Mary Christmas everybody!
And I'll be back next weekend with a whole new year's worth of Sunday Funnies to start sharing with everyone!
Until then, take care.-wd.