Sunday, December 27, 2009


Hello Everybody! Ms. Waxy Dragon here!
I had a wonderful Christmas and I hope everyone else did too.
I got lots of toys that a little baby girl dragon deserves (although I was not always as good as I should have been) and now I'm here to spread a little holiday cheer by sharing some Christmas time jokes with you.

Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Dexter who?
Dexter halls with boughs of holly!

What? You didn't think that was funny? Well, I admit it hasn't achieved the classic status of that great Pogo Possum Christmas tune by Walt Kelly: Deck Us All With Boston Charlie, but I think my joke was funnier than that Christmas parody tune that goes
Jingle Bells!
Batman smells!
Robin laid an egg.
The Batmobile
It broke a wheel
And the Joker got away, hey!

Let me try another.

What is Tarzan's favorite Christmas carol?
Jungle Bells!

Well, do I have you rolling on the floor laughing your heads off yet?
Okay, I have space for one more this weekend, so here's my big finish:

Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Mary who?
Mary Christmas everybody!

And I'll be back next weekend with a whole new year's worth of Sunday Funnies to start sharing with everyone!
Until then, take care.-wd.

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