Hello Everyone. Editor-In-Chief Lee Houston, Junior here. Ms. Waxy Dragon and Autumn the Puppy both have the weekend off because it's Mothers' Day.
So that just leaves you with me.
Let's see if I can find something funny to say.
Hmm... What's this on Waxy's desk?
Do you think when they're hungry, baby lambs ask their mommies for baa-baas?
Oh boy! I think I better try to tell a few jokes of my own.
But what can I--
EUREKA! I've got it!
Presenting... Things you're mother would NEVER say!
"How on earth can you see the TV sitting so far back?"
"Just leave all the lights on . It makes the house look more cheery."
"Let me smell that shirt. Yeah, it's good for another week."
"Go ahead and keep that stray dog, honey. I'll be glad to feed and walk him every day."
"I don't have a tissue with me. Just use your sleeve."
"Of course you don't dress funny. I picked out your clothes."
"I'd like to be the ideal mother, but I'm too busy raising my kids."
"I want my kids to have everything I didn't in life. Then I'll move in with them and play video games and surf the 'net all day while they work."
Well, that's (thankfully) all the space we have for this weekend. Join us again next time for more Sunday Funnies.-lth,jr.