Sunday, May 30, 2010


Hello Everybody! Ms. Waxy Dragon here!
It's the Memorial Day weekend, and although I'm on vacation right now, I did not want to leave all you fine folks without any humor this weekend, so I wrote this before taking off and hopefully our illustrious editor-in-chief will post this on time.
If not, I know where he lives and he knows how much mischief a baby dragon can make! Now then...
A lot of people consider the Memorial Day weekend the start of summer, although most calendars say that doesn't actually happen until sometime in June.
However you look at it, having wings, I seriously saved a bunch of money not having to book a flight on an airplane!
But this weekend does mean that the current school year is coming to a close for a lot of students, so I thought I would present some appropriately educationally themed jokes.
Any readers in Texas need not bother, for what your state board of education has passed for an upcoming curriculum is a joke unto itself!
Without further adieu...
*The teacher asked for an example of a sentence starting with "I".
The student began to say, "I is--" when the teacher explained that is grammatically proper to start a sentence "I am."
So the student said "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
*The teacher asked, "Tommy, why are you always so dirty?"
Tommy replied, "Because I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are."
*The elementary school teacher asked the class to write a brief paper about something that the world didn't have ten years ago that it did now.
Everyone in the class wrote about themselves.
*The science teacher asked what the chemical formula for water was.
A student proudly replied, "H, I, J, K, L, M, N, and O."
"Why do you think that's the answer?" replied the teacher.
"Because yesterday you said it was H2O," said the student.
That's all for this weekend everyone! We'll be back next time for more Sunday Funnies!-wd.

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