Autumn the Puppy here, and believe it or not it's INTERNATIONAL TALK LIKE A PIRATE DAY!
Sorry, had to attack a mangy flea!
Anyway, I thought I'd share with thee a few swashbuckling jokes, as soon as I figure out how to buckle me swash.
There... now then:
Is corn really worth a buccaneer? I thought that's what they paid per ear ring.
A pirate walked into a bar. "Ouch!" said the pirate, before adjusting his eye patch back over his bad eye.
What kind of grades did the young pirate get in school?
How do pirates know what they be?
They think, therefore they arrrrr!
Where do ye pirates with wooden legs go for their meals?
What arrr pirates' favorite cookies?
How does a pirate earn his booty?
By hook or by crook.
Is a pirates favorite socks arrrrrgyles?
Is it true pirates be bad at golf and bowling because they have severe hooks? I know they be great at baseball in Pittsburgh. Of course they swing the bat at everything because no self respecting pirate wants to walk (the plank).
Why do pirates love Apple Products?
Because they invented the Aye Pod and the iPatch!
And why does trying to talk in this gruff, piraty voice make me throat hurt? Think I'll go to me water dish and take a good deep drink. But if I see that Davy Jones fella, I definitely want his autograph! I already have Mickey Dolenz and Peter Tork's.
Maybe later I can get some of those pirates to take me for a walk when they finish walking those planks.
Be back with us next weekend for more Sunday Funnies! Until then, calm seas, strong winds, and smooth sailing to ye all!-AtP.