Sunday, September 26, 2010


Hello Everybody! Ms. Waxy Dragon here.
Fall is upon us, so I thought I'd tell some appropriately themed Fall jokes.
I just hope I don't fall flat attempting this.

What does a worm do in a cornfield?
It goes in one ear and out the other.

What resembles half a berry?
The other half after you've sliced it.

What did the beaver say to the tree as it prepared to hibernate?
"It's been nice gnawing you."

What's the best thing to put into a pumpkin pie?
Your teeth!

How did the farmer mend his torn pants?
With cabbage patches.

What kind of car does a farmer drive?
A cornvertible.

It's such a nice, sunny Sunday afternoon, the farmer took his swine on a pignic, and I think I'll join them.
Be back next weekend for more Sunday Funnies and have a good week everybody!-wd.

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