|It's all you need!|
|Wants to go out with Snoopy!|
|Wants to meet Pepe Le Pew!|
You have both Autumn the Puppy AND Ms. Waxy Dragon with you this weekend because Tuesday is Valentine's Day!
Now love itself is no laughing matter.
It's what makes the world go round, and apparently is in short supply in a lot of places. Besides, everyone can certainly use more love than what they might already have.
But this wouldn't be the Sunday Funnies without some jokes, so with that in mind...
A girl dog was being pursued by three would be suitors. To try and help her chose which one would win her paw, she asked each of them to use the words "liver" and "cheese" in a sentence.
The first dog said, "I love liver, but I hate cheese."
The second dog said, "I hate liver, but I love cheese."
The third dog said, "Liver alone, cheese's mine!"
What happened when the two vampires met?
It was love at first bite.
What happened to the two bed bugs who fell in love?
They were married in the spring.
So, speaking of which, ladies... who would be you're ideal date?
AUTUMN: Snoopy. He does such interesting things and goes on exciting adventures, although I'm not sure I want to get into a dogfight with the Red Baron unless I'm flying the Sopwith Camel, because Snoopy always seems to lose. Otherwise he's an ideal date for an adventurous dog like me.
WAXY: I'd have to say Pepe Le Pew. He's always so romantic on screen. I hope he's that way off screen too. Besides, he smells just like my second favorite (after chocolate, of course) food: fresh road kill! I could just eat him up. Not literally, of course. But I certainly would never tire of having him around.
And on that note, have a great week everyone and please be back here next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!-AtP, wd, & lthjr
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