|Why isn't chocolate one of the MAJOR food groups?|
Now I've been a good little dragon, and I deny anyone to prove otherwise, for I cover my tracks great!
But seriously, I've been studying hard in dragon school. I can count well and my know alphabet, otherwise, how would you be reading these words? This is a dragon naturally speaking and not some software program of an ironically similar name.
Anyway, I may only be a baby dragon, but that doesn't mean I don't have questions. But where are the answers?
Who knows why drugstores put the medicines all the way in the back of the store, but keep the junk food up front?
Why do some people order a double cheeseburger, extra large fries, and a DIET soda?
Why do banks leave their vaults open during business hours, but keep the ink pens chained to the tables?
Then again, I'm not sure how they run things in a chocolate bank. I'm not allowed within miles of one!
Why do you people leave your cars outside and keep junk in your garages?
Why does the sun lighten people's hair but darkens their skin?
Not that dragons have that problem. We love hot weather!
If someone is really psychic, how come they've never won any contests and expect you to pay to hear bad news?
Think of it this way: if they knew something bad was about to happen, they should warn you for free since they don't need the money after winning the lottery.
I can understand why there isn't cat flavored dog food, but why is there no mouse flavored cat food?
And how come some lemonades use artificial lemons while some dish detergents use real lemons?
In any event, please be back here next weekend for more Sunday Funnies, because Autumn the Puppy and I have something REALLY special planned!
Until then, have a great week everybody!-wd.