|A dragon flew into a restaurant...|
For today's Sunday Funnies, I'd thought I just tell some jokes open mike style. Thankfully Mike and I are very good friends for him to be so open with me.
Or in other words, freestyle. So, with whatever comes to mind first, here we go!
What question must ALWAYS be answered "yes"?
What does Y-E-S spell?
What burns longer: a red candle or a white candle?
Neither. They both burn shorter!
If Cindy the candy counter girl is five foot three and wears a size five shoe, what does she weigh?
Candy, when sold by the pound.
A dragon flew into a restaurant.
Luckily the sky light was open.
Why is a bakery like a baseball team?
Because they both need batters.
Why are vampires so unpopular at social gatherings?
Because they're pains in the neck.
Who steals all the soap in the bathroom?
The robber ducky. <quack!>
Why is it always so hot in stadiums after the game ends?
Because all the fans have left!
Why are astronauts always successful?
Because they're always moving up in the world.
Well, that's all the space and time I have for now. Have a great week everybody and please join us again next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!-wd.