Monday, May 21, 2012


"Where's the chocolate?"
Hello Everybody. Ms. Waxy Dragon back with you once more, as we take another look at some of those mysteries of life that make one stop and wonder: "WHY?"

If we have Burger King and Dairy Queen, what happened to the Prince and Princess? Did they get dethroned? Have the King and Queen not gotten around to creating heirs yet, or have the royal siblings just been dealt out of the deck at some point with no one being the wiser?

Here's an oldie but a goodie that STILL hasn't been answered. Why do you humans drive on a parkway and park on a driveway? One would think that by now, the issue of why it's called "Rush Hour" when nothing moves very quickly would have been addressed.

Why is it a TV set when there's only one in the room? Did you somehow get charged for two TVs but only received one? Or does the store still owe you a second TV? Then again, why would you want a second TV in the same room? Just how much can one watch at any given moment?

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle? After all, if the stuff is supposed to bond anything together, then how do they manage to bottle it to begin with? I keep picturing glue factories with huge vats of glue, but no one's able to pour it into those bottles because the glue is stuck to the vat and won't come out.

In any event, I think that's enough for this week, because now my brain is starting to hurt.
Have a great week everyone and please be back here next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!-wd.

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