|Obedience School Graduate|
Ms. Waxy Dragon and I have put our heads together and decided that this month's Sunday Funnies will all be school oriented.
So class is in session today with some educational humor. Ready?
TEACHER: Johnny, how do you spell crocodile?
TEACHER: That's wrong.
JOHNNY: But you asked me how I spell it.
TEACHER: What is the chemical formula for water?
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
STUDENT: Well, yesterday you said it was H to O.
TEACHER: Sarah, name one important thing we have today that we didn't ten years ago.
TEACHER: Tommy, why do you always get so dirty during recess?
TOMMY: Because I'm closer to the ground than you are.
TEACHER: Can anyone give me a sentence starting with the word I?
STUDENT: I is...
TEACHER: No, that is not proper grammar. Say, I am.
TEACHER: Yes, now please continue.
STUDENT. Okay. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.
TEACHER: Can anyone give me an example of a coincidence?
STUDENT: My mother and my father were married at the same time on the same day.
TEACHER: When George Washington admitted to his father that he chopped down the cherry tree, his father didn't punish him out of respect for George's honesty.
STUDENT: Are you sure. I thought it was because George still had the axe in his hand.
TEACHER: Out of curiosity, how many of you say Grace before eating?
ONE STUDENT: What does my sister have to do with it?
ANOTHER STUDENT: I don't have to. My mom's a great cook!
TEACHER: Sam, why is your report about your pet dog the same as your brother's?
SAM: We wrote about the same dog.
Well, that's all the time and space we have for this weekend. Have a great week everyone and please be back here next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!-AtP.